Biggest Shopping Day of the Year

So I got up this morning and went shopping with some of the women that let me eat their Turkeys yesterday. That's a whole different story. So we were at Target (I had to get Guitar Hero III to practice my rock star moves) and this (BLEEP!) kept bumping me with her cart. I mean people everywhere... i cant move and this (BLEEP!) was nudging me with her cart. I was like " WHERE (BLEEP!) DO YOU WANT ME TO GO!!!!" She will rot in hell.