Next Step To Ruling The World

The follow up to the critically acclaimed "My Mask Now" is HERE!!! It is merely the next step in our attempt to take over the world. No lyrics yet to this rocking tune but I am sure when Stinkbait and myself get together... it'll be brutal. So without any more delay please enjoy what the riffage of the world's next most brutal song.



So like I said no lyrics yet. If you crazy bastards have any ideas that you think would fit... offer them up. If we choose your lyrics... we might send you something like a pair if my underwear... unwashed... autographed with shit stains from my ass!!

BIG NEWS!

So we are making this thing into a podcast and we needed a picture. So I whipped one up real quick!! THIS IS METAL!!! This is just the next step towards world domination. All will bow to our metal prowess. We hate you all!!

Merry Dethmas!!!

I made this for you!! Here is the holiday song i promised. Merry Dethmas you crazy motherfu#%ers!!



We wish you a Metal Dethmas;
We wish you a Metal Dethmas;
We wish you a Metal Dethmas and a Crappy New Year.

DethChatter we bring to you and your kin;
DethChatter for Dethmas and a Crappy New Year.

Oh, bring us a figgy pudding;
Oh, bring us a figgy pudding;
Oh, bring us a figgy pudding and a pint of good beer

We won't go until we get some;
We won't go until we get some;
We won't go until we get some, so bring some out here

We wish you a Metal Dethmas;
We wish you a Metal Dethmas;
We wish you a Metal Dethmas and a Crappy New Year

Bonesaw Eats Rabbit Turds

look here, barfgurgler. i know that you're basking in the money you got from that lawsuit from drinking a Dr. Pepper full of lye, but the Stinkbait's gotta werk for a living. My boss is yelling at me, and I say "HEY, F U AND ALL THIS WORKING AT THE ARTIFICIAL PLANT PLANT!!!" I quit and got a job makin' pizza rolls, but it just aint the same sweet chemical high as making 500 fake hibiscus from a bucket of petroleum distillate. Lay off the StinkyB or I'll be forced to make the best guitar solo ever and take all the credit. You know it can happen!

Dimebag Darryl was my great-grandfather. Yeah, I said it. What? What you gonna do 'bout it? Nuthin, that's what.

Chasing Rabbits

Still working on some new stuff for ya'll. I've done 3 guitar solos but Stinkbait keeps rejecting them. I just cant please the man. But he's making me produce better guitar solos so it's all apart of the creative process. So keep the faith... new shit is coming. As for my wolf he is fine... but the donkey escaped. I saw the wolves chasing rabbits earlier so i am sure they got to eat.

Heavy F'n Metal \m/

So we got busy this weekend. Working on two new offerings for your headbanging pleasure. One has a holiday theme to it the the other is the official "next song" from DethChatter. And just to update... The donkey isnt dead yet. It kicked the shit out of one of my wolves. In fact the i am not sure if the wolf is gonna make it. It has a broken leg, 4 broken ribs, and some kind of liquid substance coming from his ears. He's at the vet right now. Now that's metal!

New Melodies

So ive got this melody in my head... it goes like this... Duh duh duh DUH!!! And the vocals kick in OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!! It'll sound cool... i guarantee that. I brought in this donkey for my wolves to tear up and eat. I am not sure the donkey knows it yet but his ass is grass. I am not feeding the wolves so eventually they'll get hungry enough and figure it out. Now that's METAL!! Dethmas is coming!!